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Plot twist: the owner of Yahoo is just as addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for
police: *knock knock* me: whos there police: theres been an accident me: theres been an accident who me at school
me: the fuck is this me: who the fuck are you me: dayum pull yo skirt down please me: walk faster fuckface me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you me: no you're a whore me: dont touch me i have more followers than you me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now me: pew pew nigga me: i'd push you in front of me whore
67673) I feel like he’s lying when he says I’m not fat.
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| Plot twist: | the owner of Yahoo is just as addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for |
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
| me: | the fuck is this |
| me: | who the fuck are you |
| me: | dayum pull yo skirt down please |
| me: | walk faster fuckface |
| me: | fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you |
| me: | no you're a whore |
| me: | dont touch me i have more followers than you |
| me: | i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now |
| me: | pew pew nigga |
| me: | i'd push you in front of me whore |
